I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear